Bank teller: Weren’t you here earlier today?

Brighid: Nope, not me!
Teller: Oh, ok. You must have a twin. Someone was here today who looked exactly like you.
[Reads my bank slip]
Teller: Breejeed Car-ay. Is that you?
Brighid; Yes. That’s me.
Teller: You look like a gringa. (Tienes cara de gringa.)
Brighid: I have a gringa name too. And passport. No twin though.
Teller: Your eyes are green. Do you speak Spanish?
Brighid: Are we not conversing in Spanish right now?